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Business is Business
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks – and how much money do you make a week?
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
“I make $200.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams,
“Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
“Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
“That was the pizza delivery guy.”
The Job Application
A man was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,
“Have you ever been arrested?”
“No.”, he replied.
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was “Why?”
The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of university,
“And what starting salary were you looking for?
The engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, full medical and dental cover, company pension with retirement on 80% of salary, and a company car changed every 2 years”
The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it!”